Two Lists

Things we've learned about the French from Tahiti:

1. Their light switches are backwards
2. They eat fancy cheeses at every meal
3. Fashion is always first
4. Waiters/waitresses take forever
5. "Les Entrees" are actually appetizers
6. Their women always look angry
7. They are generally assholes

Things we've learned about Tahitians from Tahiti:

1. They are always friendly
2. Their songs sound a lot like Christmas carols
3. Men seldom wear shirts
4. Waiters/waitresses take forever
   
5. Most of them know 6-7 languages
6. Their women always look happy
7. They are generally awesome